Funny inappropriate names have been making grownups try to hold it together for ages. What looks innocent on paper, usually has a dirty punchline when said out loud. We have carefully curated over 100 inappropriate funny names that strike a fine balance between clever wordplay and something else.
Do you want something to share for a laugh with your friends? Or a funny name for a joke for an adults game night? Or perhaps you just enjoy reading funny inappropriate names? These punny names are fun often meaning legit on the surface, but really funny, and sometimes crude.
These words can be used in games like Cards Against Humanity or for making your friends laugh at an inappropriate joke or a gathering. We’ve put them in groups so you find exactly the right type of inappropriate name humor you are looking for. Let’s dive into these funny inappropriate names that must have had adults in splits for years.
Content Warning: This Article Contains Adult Jokes. These examples are for fun only and best suited for adults in adult settings.
Subtle Double Entendre Names
The funniest inappropriate names work through double meanings, and not necessarily something vulgar. These examples subtly imply ‘less’ and don’t come off too tacky.
Subtle Male Double Entendre Names
Dixon Cider appears to be an innocent name and even a real beverage, but when spoken quickly, it becomes something else. This funny inappropriate name is clever mainly because it looks perfectly normal when it is written down.
Wayne King is another masterclass of a funny inappropriate name. When you say it, especially with some accents, it sounds like a bedroom activity, but on paper, it’s innocent.
More examples of subtly funny inappropriate male names are:
- Oliver Clothesoff (all of her clothes off)
- Pat McGroin (pat my groin)
- Philip McCrevice (fill up my crevice)
- Justin Sider (just inside her)
- Ben Dover (bend over)
- Will Jacks (will jacks-off)
- Haywood Jablomi (hey, would ya blow me)
All of these funny inappropriate names allow for plausible deniability because the humor arises primarily from the way they sound.
Subtle Female Double Entendre Names
Funny inappropriate names work remarkably well with female-sounding ones, resulting in clever albeit subtle double-meanings.
The phrase “Hanjob is private but Anita is not” is rephrased into the feminine name “Anita Hanjob”. When you write down the name, it looks completely legitimate, which makes this funny inappropriate name work.
Wilma Fingerdoo is funny because it is like a real name that sounds strange but is also silly. Because the name is subtle, this funny inappropriate name can be used in situations that more overt examples wouldn’t work in.
Other subtle funny inappropriate female names with double meanings:
- Ophelia Rass (oh, feel her ass)
- Maya Buttreeks (my butt reeks)
- Wilma Dikfit (will my dick fit)
- Emma Royd (hemorrhoid)
- Anita Bath (I need a bath)
- Ivana Tinkle (I want to tinkle)
- Tess Tickle (testicle)
These funny inappropriate names show how clever wordplay can take suggestive phrases and turn them innocent.
Professional Context Inappropriate Names
Putting some of the inappropriate funny names in a professional context is even funnier. The combination of valuable work and unfortunate names creates a perfect comic effect.
Business Name Double Entendres
Funny inappropriate names aren’t just for people — businesses have been given funny inappropriate names too, real or imagined.
This combination of two legitimate businesses – a liquor store and a poker room – into a single establishment name with a clear double meaning is just too good. The double entendre of where the liquor and poker are located is very funny.
“Master Bait & Tackle” takes a name that works for a fishing supply store and turns it into a suggestive phrase. What’s in a name? Well, even the most inappropriate business names can have a valid meaning.
Other business-related funny inappropriate names include:
- Camel Tow Towing Service
- Thai Food: Pho King Delicious
- Sofa King Great Furniture
- Dixon Cider House Beverages
- Morning Wood Lumber Company
- BJ’s Wholesale Club, this one actually is real!
- Wu Tang Chinese Restaurant: We Deliver (real restaurant)
These establishment names show that funny inappropriate names can work on a business level. Mind you, these establishments exist – are real, or have been.
Professional Titles with Inappropriate Names
When a professional title meets a nazar, the result is hilariously funny. These funny inappropriate names earn an extra laugh since they contrast professional titles with unfortunate names.
Dr. Harry Beaver is an unfortunate name for a gynecologist. It’s remarkable that there are real life doctors with this combination, which makes it one of the funny inappropriate names that crossed over into reality.
Officer Dick Holder’s suggestive name put in a position of authority is funny through juxtaposition. Namely, there’s nothing laughable about being a police officer. The name is a funny pun because it combines a formal title with an inappropriate one.
Other professional funny inappropriate names include:
- Dr. Harry Seward (hemorrhoid specialist)
- Detective Phil McCavity (police investigator)
- Judge Michael Hunt (judicial official)
- Principal Bates (school administrator)
- Sergeant Dick Gozinya (police officer)
- Nurse Anita Lay (medical professional)
- Father Fister (religious leader)
The funny inappropriate names become more humorous when the profession makes the person sound totally inappropriate or very unfortunate.
Adult Film Star Name Generators
Making funny inappropriate names a tradition became more famous in the adult entertainment business, where stage names usually have purposely suggestive wordplay. It’s quickly evolved into party games where people could create their very own hypothetical funny inappropriate names.
Classic Adult Name Formula
The formula that generates hilarious inappropriate names is perhaps the most famous one; it combines the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. As a result, this combination generally creates a name that sounds plausible, but possesses the unique characteristic found in the stage names of the adult entertainment industry.
For example:
- Pet: Fluffy + Street: Oakwood = “Fluffy Oakwood”
- Pet: Rex + Street: Cherry Lane = “Rex Cherry”
These amusing names were purposely chosen because they (mostly) follow standard conventions of primary and secondary names according to which random (inappropriate) names are produced.
Alternative Formulas for Funny Inappropriate Names
Outside of the standard formula, there are quite a few alternative methods for generating funny inappropriate names based on adult entertainment ideas.
The formula generates variations like ‘inappropriate middle name Formic Street’:
- Middle name: Ann + Current street: Broadway = “Ann Broadway”
- Middle name: Lee + Current street: Washington = “Lee Washington”
The combination of the first car and the favourite food produces funny inappropriate names like:
- First car: Civic + Favorite food: Taco = “Civic Taco”
- First car: Mustang + Favorite food: Cherry Pie = “Mustang Cherry”
These formulas show you how to repurpose any information you have, to make some funny inappropriate names that sound believable (like a stage name).
Bathroom Humor Names
Bathroom humor has always been popular and gives rise to some funny inappropriate names. These names can be like “Fartie McFly” and many others.
Scatological Names
Funny inappropriate names to do with bathroom functions may be immature but their universal appeal owes to their contents.
Dung Heep turns a nasty name into what sounds like a real name, possibly Scandinavian – neat idea for a name! This humorous inappropriate name succeeds because it conceals its bathroom terminology behind what might be a legitimate surname.
Lou Stool is just a variant of Louis mixing with a bathroom term. The funny inappropriate name works because it sounds believable.
Other bathroom-humor funny inappropriate names include:
- Poopy Butts
- I.P. Freely (I pee freely)
- Hugh Jass (huge ass)
- Oliver Dumps
- Pete Moss is a name derived from peat moss
- Ty D. Bowl (similar to the toilet cleaner)
- Phil Mipants (fill my pants)
These instances showcase how even the simplest forms of humor can result in hilarious inappropriate names that catch us off guard.
Urination-Related Names
People make funny names like Ty.D.Bowl (like the toilet cleaner).
P. Freely is a prime example of this, as it transforms pee freely into an apparent first-name last-name initial name. The well-known TV show that made this name even more well-known was a funny little prank call by a popular animated TV show.
Urina Lot cleverly converts the phrase “you urinate a lot” into an exotic-sounding name that may pass for exotic. This funny inappropriate name shows how even straight-up bathroom talk can be framed as a genuine identity.
Other urination-related funny inappropriate names include:
- Yellow Rivers
- Willie Waters
- Sal Monella (salmonella, although not really urine-related)
- Misty Waters
- Lake Rivers
- Leaka Lott
- Wee Man
These names are good examples of how bodily function humor gets to be transformable into funny inappropriate names that contain just enough plausibility to work.
Sexually Suggestive Names
Some funny inappropriate names rely on a more direct suggestive nature. They engage in wordplay leaving little to the imagination, yet plausibly sound.
Male-Oriented Suggestive Names
These comical obscene names are those that address male parts or sex terms while still keeping the format of proper names.
Richard (Dick) Long is a play on a common name with an adjective that creates an obvious reference to an organ. This hilarious, inappropriate name works because both parts are utterly valid name components.
Hugh G. Rection is just a less obvious way of describing an erection, but nevertheless funny. This funny inappropriate name works because both components are completely legitimate name elements. Hugh G. Rection barely disguises its meaning behind the format of a typical name with middle initial.
Other male-oriented funny inappropriate names include:
- Mike Rotch (my crotch)
- Harry Balsac
- Herb Eaversmells
- Randy Johnson was a baseball pitcher with a name that is an innuendo
- Holden McGroin
- Willie Stroker
- Harry Azcrac (hairy ass crack)
Names like weiner man and willy head are funny mug names because they describe whether a name implies penis by reference to more specific bodily parts.
Female-Oriented Suggestive Names
Women-oriented funny inappropriate names use the same kinds of clever wordplay focusing on female genitalia or sexual references.
Ophelia Coxx takes a word from a suggestive nature and turns it into a fancy European name. This funny inappropriate name could be denied plausibly thanks to its spelling, although not so when spoken.
Emma Royd is a reference to hemorrhoids. Sounds like a normal feminine name. This is a funny inappropriate name that works by pronunciation.
Other female-oriented funny inappropriate names include:
- Jenny Talia (genitalia)
- Penny Tration (penetration)
- Wilma Fingerdoo
- Anita Hanjob
- Dixie Normous
- Vagina Hertz
- Fonda Peters
This funny inappropriate name works through pronunciation rather than explicit terminology. Other female-oriented funny inappropriate names include.
Foreign Language Inappropriate Names
Using the same words in different languages creates funny inappropriate names because what is innocent in one language is suggestive in another.
Spanish-English Combinations
It is very common to see funny inappropriate names formed using Spanish-English combinations, since almost everyone in the English-speaking world knows a few basic Spanish terms.
Rosa Nalgas’ first name is legitimate Spanish, while the last name is the Spanish word for “buttocks.” Spanish terms can be funny inappropriate names, as people who don’t know Spanish wouldn’t see it while Spanish-speakers would find it quite funny.
Other Spanish-English funny inappropriate names include:
- Concha means shell in Spanish but sounds like a slang term in English
- Another inappropriate name is the Spanish phrase puta madre
- El Bano (the bathroom)
- Chico Sucio (dirty boy)
- Ana L. Probe (alternate suggestion, sounds like: anal probe, but uses a Spanish sounding name)
- Verga Grande (crude Spanish phrase as a name)
These multilingual funny inappropriate names show how language barriers can serve as a source of humor. The recognizability will vary depending on the audience’s knowledge of the involved languages.
Other Language Combinations
There are a range of other languages besides Spanish that yield material for funny inappropriate names through cross-linguistic wordplay.
Fun and inappropriate names create phonological similarities between languages of English and French, German, Italian, and perhaps others.
- Iva Biggun (German-sounding but obviously English meaning)
- Franc N. Stein (A European-sounding name with a monster reference)
- Pierre Pants (French-sounding but referring to urination)
- Hans Ollo is German-sounding greeting that sounds suggestive
- Heywood Jablomi (sounds vaguely Eastern European)
- Mister Bates sounds innocent but suggestive when said all at once
The same funny inappropriate names were chosen in different cultures which were meant to be funny globally and foreign sounded names were deemed funny.
How to Use Inappropriate Names Responsibly
Even if funny inappropriate names can be hilarious, they should not be used in an insensitive manner.
Appropriate Contexts for Humor
Funny inappropriate names are best suited for:
- Gatherings in which everyone has similar sense of humor
- Gaming environments where pseudonyms are common
- Comedy performances and writing
- In-jokes among friends sharing same sense of humor
In these scenarios, funny inappropriately termed silly names causes no harm between adults who appreciate this type of wordplay.
Contexts to Avoid
Funny inappropriate names should generally be avoided in:
- Professional and formal settings
- Public spaces where children may be present
- Educational environments
- Situations where they might make others uncomfortable
- Official documents or correspondence
Make sure to use funny inappropriate names only in private spaces where children are present as well as where they can make others uncomfortable.
FAQs About Funny Inappropriate Names
Throughout the ages, wordplay names have existed. However, funny inappropriate names saw a spike in popularity through comedy routines and prank calls / fictional characters in entertainment. When did this practice become widespread? Since the mid-20th century, in comedy shows and radio, and later in cartoon series, when the name is used in a prank call.
Indeed, those names do exist in real life for people. Dr. Harry Beaver and Sue Yoo (a lawyer) are actual people with these extremely inappropriate names. While most people will steer clear of these name that are simply too inappropriate, the milder ones do see the light of day.
To create your own funny inappropriate names, you want to take a common phrase or saying that has a double meaning. You then want to break it up in such a way that it creates two name-like phrases. Concentrate on how it sounds when you say it, not how it’s spelled. Try it out with your friends to see if the pun is recognizable but not too obvious or far-fetched.
Using funny inappropriate name humor among adult-age friends in adult settings is best because they share your humor. Always consider your audience and the setting. If you have any doubts about if it will be well-received or not, then it is better to avoid it.
We laugh at inappropriate names that are funny since they create cognitive dissonance. They are innocent in one context and have an opposing meaning in another. This aspect of surprise, coupled with the often inappropriate nature of these references, makes them funny.
Funny inappropriate names can be harmful as with any humor, if they target specific groups or individuals or if they are used in contexts that make people uncomfortable. The most amusing inappropriate name humor is based on puns, rather than deprecation of specific groups, and at suitable venues.
Conclusion
Funny inappropriate names show how flexible our language can be and how funny we can make it. These names show how we all like to use wordplay. They inspire giggles to laugh on subtler double entendre or at more outright wordplay.
Using funny inappropriate names little in adult party games, comedy writing, or just for a private laugh among friends can be a great source of fun if they are used contextually. They are a harmless form of entertainment that people share when used appropriately.
Funny inappropriate names will always be popular. Some names can sound innocent while also having a sexual double entendre. By appreciating both the humor potential and the importance of appropriate usage, we can view this genre of funny inappropriate names as what it is – a creative use of words that is evolving just as our languages.
The next time you come across a name that looks like it might be a pun waiting to happen, you will appreciate cleverness that went into it. You might even have a few examples to share among friends, as long as you’re not overdoing it.
